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by Anonymous / 07/25/2016 at 5:28pm / United States (Washington) / Geek
by Anonymous / 07/20/2016 at 2:12pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/08/2016 at 9:13pm / Transportation
Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML
by ThanksMom / 07/08/2016 at 3:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by mulligan / 07/07/2016 at 1:38pm / United States / Love
by staciefacecat / 06/13/2016 at 9:03pm / Love
by Anonymous / 05/29/2016 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML
by Anonymous / 10/09/2015 at 2:02pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
by Bad Mother / 10/08/2015 at 7:53am / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Animals
Today, I felt confident after a maths exam and thought I did rather well. When discussing the exam with my class mates afterwards, they kept talking about how difficult question 10 was. I only did 9 questions. Apparently the exam paper had a backside. FML
by ceciliebossow / 10/06/2015 at 9:26pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got dragged into playing doubles tennis. It was me and my wife against her parents. I wound up hitting the ball too hard. My mother-in-law, who has the reaction times of a comatose turtle, got nailed. Everyone's convinced I did it on purpose because of our mutual hatred of each other. FML
by Anonymous / 10/04/2015 at 10:20am / United States (Florida) / Health
by FacePalmPower / 10/03/2015 at 6:59pm / United States / Animals
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
by JJ / 10/03/2015 at 3:42am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
by NothowIimaginedmyday / 10/03/2015 at 12:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, the same boss that made me cry last week for something that wasn't my fault, flipped a shit… Today, at my oldest sisters wedding she forgot something borrowed. she looked at me and said if I'm… Today, my loneliness hit an all time low when I actually considered "accidentally" texting a random…
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, at Toronto airport, the customs officer checked my passport, then called his colleagues to…