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NellyFC35

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  • Number of visits : 771
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About NellyFC35 : I'm all about my music!

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Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14638) - you deserved it (11439)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML

#21389247
101 comments

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

#21389237
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33599) - you deserved it (2540)

On 04/07/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by f my lifw - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' joke on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

#21385709
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24127) - you deserved it (9822)

On 04/01/2015 at 1:46pm - work - by TecheyTim - United States (New York)

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

#21371084
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104) - you deserved it (2501)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

#21368646
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32543) - you deserved it (2336)

On 03/05/2015 at 12:36pm - love - by cheshirealyce (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML

#21349710
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33692) - you deserved it (2957)

On 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm - work - by fxck (woman) -

Today, after a heavy make-out session, my boyfriend and I discovered his lips bruise really easily. This wouldn't be a problem except he's been telling people I hit him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#21349595
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35447) - you deserved it (4177)

On 02/04/2015 at 10:16am - intimacy - by Grrrreat (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

#21348755
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40447) - you deserved it (4182)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML

#21348311
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33509) - you deserved it (2952)

On 02/02/2015 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the middle of my haircut, the hairdresser went into labor. They never finished cutting it. FML

#21347835
75 comments

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML

#21347486
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27073) - you deserved it (6550)

On 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm - misc - by WalkTheOtherWay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

#21345623
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29437) - you deserved it (2366)

On 01/28/2015 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

#21345231
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28834) - you deserved it (1985)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm at the unique point in my schooling that I'm either extremely overqualified or extremely underqualified for every job opportunity that appeals to me. FML

#21344707
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24124) - you deserved it (1936)

On 01/26/2015 at 7:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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