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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 September 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 22
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Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

#18072283
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31414) - you deserved it (2623)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm - kids - by mew - Canada

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

#18071485
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18972) - you deserved it (12180)

On 10/25/2011 at 11:00am - health - by Michael - Australia

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

#18070582
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23573) - you deserved it (29054)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30938) - you deserved it (3869)

On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML

#17980365
66 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 2:09am - kids - by TurtleTeacher (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML

#17952669
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26472) - you deserved it (2571)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:44pm - love - by maninpain - Kenya

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML

#17952669
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26472) - you deserved it (2571)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:44pm - love - by maninpain - Kenya

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31062) - you deserved it (3894)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

#17780072
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23665) - you deserved it (6044)

On 09/19/2011 at 11:56am - work - by Lexiebear27 - United States

Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML

#17715893
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33840) - you deserved it (2717)

On 09/11/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22043) - you deserved it (7129)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

#17669656
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23299) - you deserved it (4625)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

#17649576
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34191) - you deserved it (3255)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31370) - you deserved it (3516)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28104) - you deserved it (4424)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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