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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 September 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3098
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30683) - you deserved it (2593)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

#19416403
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20988) - you deserved it (9060)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:10am - intimacy - by TJ - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

#19394334
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25017) - you deserved it (9218)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25338) - you deserved it (1978)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML

#19388204
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19165) - you deserved it (1756)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by totalloss - United States (Florida)

Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML

#19368346
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8326) - you deserved it (22948)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7438) - you deserved it (24431)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

#19324505
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27179) - you deserved it (3550)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

#19277345
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10138) - you deserved it (31462)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, I got back to work at my hospital after some sick leave. The first jackass to waste my time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was because he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one and already I want to kill myself. FML

#19274332
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17359) - you deserved it (5716)

On 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm - work - by Simms (man) - United States

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

#19226146
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31586) - you deserved it (2753)

On 03/06/2012 at 6:50am - health - by FootyFoot (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8935) - you deserved it (32145)

On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML

#18949716
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19071) - you deserved it (5394)

On 01/30/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

#18933049
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27893) - you deserved it (2628)

On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

#18903953
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27541) - you deserved it (2145)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)



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