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Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML
by AlbertEinstein_ / 07/16/2012 at 3:21pm / Ireland / Health
by gonavybeatarmy / 05/31/2012 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML
by jcdc / 05/20/2012 at 11:03am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Kyley / 05/08/2012 at 7:55am / United States / Love
by flustered / 05/06/2012 at 10:57am / United States (South Dakota) / Kids
by Optimus_Prime97 / 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm / United States / Money
Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML
by grovage / 05/02/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Nice / 05/01/2012 at 9:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by sadmommy / 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/23/2012 at 5:51am / United States / Love
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
by gottalovefriends / 04/23/2012 at 12:04am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
by jack / 04/22/2012 at 10:43pm / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
by ultraattitude / 04/22/2012 at 3:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, it was my birthday, and my wife gave me a sex toy for self-masturbation. She even showed me… Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When… Today, I asked my husband to try a little foreplay for once, instead of just rushing into sex. His…