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by yellowjacket_34 / 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm / United States (Montana) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/06/2009 at 1:06am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML
by trickortreat / 11/01/2009 at 12:23am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed. He had the brilliant idea to wave it around to put it out. Burning pieces of plastic landed on my arm. FML
by LadySteph12 / 10/28/2009 at 8:53pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML
by iross / 10/23/2009 at 3:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by acneface / 10/21/2009 at 2:59am / United States (Washington) / Health
by lame / 10/20/2009 at 10:04am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by nimrod23 / 10/18/2009 at 5:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I realized that acne is a major side effect of a medication I'm taking. The medication is to help me with my anxiety. The acne is creating more anxiety. And the more anxious I get, the more meds I need. And the more my face breaks out. FML
by JoJo / 10/17/2009 at 2:26am / United States (Iowa) / Health
Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML
by BEE / 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding. The photographer said I was too ugly for the official photos so they searched the crowd for a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car. No one in the crowd stopped to defend me. My mom told me it's my own fault. FML
by CapeRanger / 10/04/2009 at 2:13pm / South Africa (Limpopo) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I decided to take a romantic trip to the beach. We got pulled over, and shortly thereafter he was arrested. Just so happens you can't miss child support payments for your twelve year old daughter without getting a warrant. He has a daughter? We've been married for 14 years. FML
by AreYouSerious / 08/26/2009 at 8:57pm / United States (Oregon) / Holidays
Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the lifejacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2009 at 12:28am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML
by Sailorjoe / 08/24/2009 at 9:45pm / United States (Hawaii) / Work
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.…