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Today I was out shopping when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late 4 those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18067) - you deserved it (70465)

On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

Today, at work, friend dared me to answer the next call on phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was boss. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11486) - you deserved it (42615)

On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

Today , I decidd to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughd an said , "is that yur excuse for not bieng able to get laid?" an walkd out of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (274468) - you deserved it (50184)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

at tha dantist... I was gatting my taath claanad. Looking up at his nosa... I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I triad to slowly mova away. Ha told ma ( Stop! ) Tha movamant of his lips causad tha snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (498860) - you deserved it (48480)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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