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Naanashakur
  • Town/Country : Odense, Denmark
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 April 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 451
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16882) - you deserved it (81384)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27397) - you deserved it (2841)

On 10/12/2010 at 5:52pm - health - by anon - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24117) - you deserved it (3080)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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