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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 July 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 736
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About NYC_Yoshi : I live in NYC and people call me Yoshi! ;)

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Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

#16879912
556 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68332) - you deserved it (7146)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

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On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, I'm the coach of a football team. To celebrate winning a game, they poured a cooler of blue Gatorade over my head. This would've been great, if not for the fact that I'm highly allergic to blue food dye. FML

#16256468
108 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 7:32pm - health - by blue. -

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

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263 comments

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On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

#15296176
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12604) - you deserved it (67363)

On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

#8969513
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33686) - you deserved it (3202)

On 03/10/2010 at 11:08am - love - by sliceddice (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)



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