About Nyc_yoshi
I live in NYC and people call me Yoshi! ;) Reading about people who YDI makes my day
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Nyc_yoshi's favorite FMLs

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

By footfood - / Monday 27 June 2011 14:56 / Slovenia

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

By BurnedByAWaiter / Tuesday 24 May 2011 13:59 /

Today, I'm the coach of a football team. To celebrate winning a game, they poured a cooler of blue Gatorade over my head. This would've been great, if not for the fact that I'm highly allergic to blue food dye. FML

By blue. / Thursday 19 May 2011 23:32 /

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 13 March 2011 22:26 / United States

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

By sliceddice - / Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:08 / Denmark