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MzLette
  • Town/Country : Alabama, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 33
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MzLette : Hello, I am:

A juggalette
Extremely nerdy
A gamer

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Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

#20529231
230 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

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99 comments

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On 03/02/2013 at 2:23am - love - by 081013 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

#20526564
139 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML

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34 comments

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On 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

#20142294
144 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

#13774014
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28160) - you deserved it (2610)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)



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