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MzLette

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  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 April 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 379
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MzLette : Hello, I am:

A juggalette
Extremely nerdy
A gamer

Any questions? No? Then have a nice day:D

MzLette's page activity

Visits<b>tralala453</b> - the 03/14/2013 at 7:07pm<b>Miss_Lisaa</b> - the 02/14/2013 at 11:56am<b>luebbe</b> - the 02/13/2013 at 1:45am

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The rules are the rules

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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MzLette's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

by Anonymous / 03/03/2013 at 9:40am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals

Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

by 081013 / 03/02/2013 at 2:23am / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

by Anonymous / 03/01/2013 at 2:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

by ananymous / 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

by secretdoll / 11/09/2010 at 2:51am / United States (California) / Intimacy