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MysticAmmu

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  • Town/Country : Aalesund, Norway
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 July 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 21934
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MysticAmmu : My username is MysicAmmu, even though I meant to write MysicAmmy :/
I hate to write typos.

If there's anything you want to know about me, PM me.

I'm also from Thailand and Norway.

MysticAmmu's page activity

Visits<b>Much2Much4U</b> - the 12/03/2016 at 4:26am<b>Mons</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 12:53am<b>tj4234</b> - the 11/24/2016 at 7:41pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 11/24/2016 at 6:02pm<b>smw83</b> - the 11/24/2016 at 10:31am<b>roryabester</b> - the 11/24/2016 at 10:22am<b>Misguided_Wrath</b> - the 11/12/2016 at 7:42am<b>crazy_bananas</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 11:51am<b>heatherrr17</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 11:12am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 5:28pm<b>baileyx7439</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 8:06pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 7:07pm<b>jumbalia94</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 2:25pm<b>Kidd_Ant</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 11:51pm<b>aspecialspecial</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 12:31pm<b>RealChewyPiano</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 10:13am<b>frankmz</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 9:23pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 8:45am

Fucked!<b>smw83</b> - the 11/24/2016 at 4:32pm<b>baileyx7439</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 2:07am<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 1:08am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 2:44pm<b>_minifty</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 4:50am<b>jansdrs</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 5:07am<b>Blee864</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 5:31pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:41pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 3:27am<b>tralulilulalala</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 9:12pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 10:04pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 12:07am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 1:19pm<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 11:32pm<b>CoGhostRider</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 1:59am

MysticAmmu's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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MysticAmmu's favorite FMLs

Today, I got lost in Darkfall Passage in Skyrim and got so frustrated I turned off the game and cried. Thank you pregnancy hormones. FML

by SkyrimGamerMoM / 07/14/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (North Dakota) / Geek

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I went into labor. I called my mother to ask her to drive me to the hospital. She wanted me to wait for her to take a nap first. FML

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

by PizzaNIF / 07/13/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy

Today, while at the supermarket, I came back to one of my car windows smashed in. Apparently, the stuffed animal my son left in the back seat looks like a dehydrated dog. FML

by poongoon / 07/13/2016 at 12:11am / Animals

Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML

by Foot In Mouth / 07/12/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work

Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML

by ihatebeingacashier / 07/11/2016 at 5:06pm / Work

Today, my mom called me for dinner by saying, "We're going to eat Steph! I mean we're going to eat COMMA Steph! We're not going to eat you! Ha ha!" She thinks this joke is hilarious and has been doing it to both my dad and me every night since early June. FML

by Anonymous / 07/11/2016 at 5:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had an employee come in 20 minutes late with the excuse, "There's a Pokemon gym across the street!" FML

by polemania / 07/11/2016 at 1:23am / United States / Work

Today, I reassured a close friend that he could tell me anything. Now all our conversations are almost exclusively about his kinks. Did you know a well-stretched human anus can hold an entire bag of jumbo marshmallows? FML

Today, I was woken up by my dad and my dog barking at each other, and my dad yelling, "I am the Alpha male!" FML

by DumbassRoaster / 07/10/2016 at 3:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals

Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML

by tiredmom / 07/07/2016 at 11:03am / United States (Arizona) / Kids

Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to in my car was actually my transmission falling apart. FML

by El Jeffe / 07/05/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Transportation

Today, I saw my ex best friend and my cheating ex-girlfriend hanging out at the gym, where I work. They signed up here just to piss me off. It's working. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 6:35pm / United States (Utah) / Love

Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 12:23pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Kids

Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML

by You're Not a Wizard / 06/30/2016 at 8:29am / Work