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MysticAmmu

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  • Number of visits : 12778
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MysticAmmu : My username is MysicAmmu, even though I meant to write MysicAmmy :/
I hate to write typos.

If there's anything you want to know about me, PM me.

I'm also from Thailand and Norway.

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MysticAmmu's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a frefighter. I'm the lone female, an am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because there wives r jealous. FML

#21159616
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48954) - you deserved it (5275)

On 06/01/2014 at 5:53pm - work - by anikah (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

my ex-grlfriend proposd to me, at wedding. mega FML

#21158075
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54132) - you deserved it (7390)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:40am - love - by damn it rose (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Taday 15-year-old son got so enragd at a fly that kept harassing him, that he endd up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This causd him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

#21157319
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42782) - you deserved it (9920)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:37pm - kids - by get a grip, son (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, My Neighbor Threatened To Call The Cops If I Didn't Turn The Volume Down On My Porno . I Was Only Watching Women's Tennis . FML

#21157299
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43490) - you deserved it (4916)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Mem (woman) - Sweden (Gavleborgs Lan)

2day mah psycho, animal-hating neighbour "accidentally" ran over mah cat . This is the second time he's "accidentally" done this to a neighbourhood pet since he moved in, three weeks ago . mega FML

#21157136
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47166) - you deserved it (3527)

On 05/30/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today , I Saw A Pair Of Eyes Looking At Me From My Closet . Realizing It Must Be My Cat , I Calld Her . She Immediately Cummd Out From Under My Bd . I Can't Find Anything In My Closet . FML

#21155508
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61196) - you deserved it (4735)

On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over an held my instructor's hand. FML

#21154900
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43519) - you deserved it (16235)

On 05/28/2014 at 5:12pm - misc - by chevygirl51 - United States

Today... I was at a buffat with mah kids an husband. As mah boys got up to gat mora food... I told tham thay'd battar coma back with somathing graan on thara plata. Thay both cama back with mint ica craam an got a high-fiva from mah husband. FML

#21154562
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47644) - you deserved it (28511)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I got calld "un-American"hen I said I didn't care about Kim an Kayne's wedding. FML

#21154136
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63228) - you deserved it (5573)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS AT A BAR, WHEN A HEAVILY DRUNK GUY CUMMED UP TO ME AN SLURRED ( FUUCCKKK LADY, YOUR FACE.. . EVEN WITH BEER GOGGLES! ) FML

#21153496
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48030) - you deserved it (5036)

On 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I told my grlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

#21152151
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47844) - you deserved it (6597)

On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

I found out tat if I'm not ome an my roommates ave grls over , my room is te designated ( fart room ). FML

#21151774
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41740) - you deserved it (4122)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was cooking dinner 4 my children, managing 4 once not to screw up an hurt myself. Then,hile chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML

#21151195
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43464) - you deserved it (7088)

On 05/25/2014 at 1:35pm - health - by 5p4571k (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

#21149457
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42969) - you deserved it (14270)

On 05/23/2014 at 6:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day my boyfriend found a movie he loved on Netflix!! He was so excited to show it to me an was certain I'd love it!! I didn't have the heart to tell him what I really thought of White Chicks!! FML

#21148492
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37102) - you deserved it (9576)

On 05/22/2014 at 5:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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