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Murphy_21

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 February 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 29452
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Murphy_21 : My life is a giant fail... but not as bad as some of these guys. =]

Murphy_21's page activity

Visits<b>maggeei</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 12:22am<b>sloosh</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 2:37am<b>dmo4</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 11:21am<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 1:21am<b>eski2015</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 5:23pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 12:29pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 8:06am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:22am<b>SchelleForelle</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:41pm<b>MissSpecialEd</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 5:55am<b>mk1hate1my1job1</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 8:49pm<b>leelaloola</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 6:16pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 8:46pm<b>OrangeDoge25</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 7:06am<b>DragonDude</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 6:13am<b>Finni3466</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 9:16am<b>curticus</b> - the 05/02/2014 at 3:37am<b>chickaslimshady</b> - the 04/05/2014 at 2:06am

Fucked!<b>dmo4</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 5:21pm<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 7:21am<b>eski2015</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 11:23pm

Murphy_21's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Murphy_21's favorite FMLs

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

by Noname / 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy