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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 27015
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Murphy_21 : My life is a giant fail... but not as bad as some of these guys. =]

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Today, I was excited because I was going to get my college decisions back. I put all of the letters in order of my preference. Didn't get into my first choice. Denied from my second choice. Rejected from my third choice. Wait listed on my back-up. Accepted for a job at Target. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67340) - you deserved it (9243)

On 03/13/2009 at 5:09pm - misc - by sadsenior (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66693) - you deserved it (28086)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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