About Murphy_21
My life is a giant fail... but not as bad as some of these guys. =]
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Murphy_21's favorite FMLs

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

By thatonekid - / Monday 27 July 2009 23:10 / United States

Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML

By mvp - / Sunday 26 July 2009 23:51 / United States