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MsSoulReaper

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 October 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14339
  • Number of comments : 334
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MsSoulReaper : Hello stranger, you wanna play a game?

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MsSoulReaper's favorite FMLs

Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML

#21361518
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36616) - you deserved it (3206)

On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML

#21356827
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38896) - you deserved it (2760)

On 02/15/2015 at 5:39pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

#21356659
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35658) - you deserved it (3144)

On 02/15/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

#21355556
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36958) - you deserved it (2667)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:43pm - misc - by DumbFace714 - United States (California)

Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't pull out" is not an effective pick up line. Ever. Especially on a coworker. FML

#21349737
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36600) - you deserved it (5938)

On 02/04/2015 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by No thank you (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

#21348376
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48835) - you deserved it (4146)

On 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by itsemilyc - United States (Michigan)

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

#21341527
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42608) - you deserved it (2539)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML

#21335978
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28285) - you deserved it (2146)

On 01/12/2015 at 8:11pm - misc - by PO'd big bro - United States (Georgia)

Today, a girl from class screamed at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatened to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
113 comments

Today, and for the past few days, there is a musical box stuck somewhere in my attic that randomly plays Christmas songs. FML

Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML

#21303774
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37008) - you deserved it (4280)

On 11/22/2014 at 8:44am - love - by drop dead single (woman) - United States

Today, I had to endure my father going on a sexist rant about how women shouldn't be allowed to go to university because it's "unrealistic" since "all women" become stay-at-home mums. This is the same man who threatened to kick me out if I dropped out of uni. FML

#21299878
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33847) - you deserved it (2766)

On 11/15/2014 at 10:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I asked my dad for advice. I recently got drunk and had a one-night stand. I feel terrible, because I'm engaged to a wonderful lady. My dad just said, "You did the right thing, son, keep it up. She's gonna steal half ya shit in the divorce anyway". FML

#21299758
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21833) - you deserved it (32569)

On 11/15/2014 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my daughter mentioned that she didn't need to work because she could convert a dollar to 13 Mexican pesos and convert it back into "13 USD", over and over again. She's 17. FML

#21290410
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38251) - you deserved it (5027)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:23am - kids - by wow - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

#21247953
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48920) - you deserved it (7326)

On 08/29/2014 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by SCARRED (man) - United States (Missouri)



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