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  • Number of visits : 10537
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MsSoulReaper : Hello stranger, you wanna play a game?

Now you can message through mobile app :D awesome! But I have no one to talk to -___-

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Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy . Someone trid to pet him . I trid to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily . He didn't listen and now wants to sue me 4 a dog bite that didn't even break the skin . FML

#20906371
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43091) - you deserved it (2891)

On 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to dinner with a guy I like and paid the $120 bill. After joking that he was an expensive date, he replid, "I laugh at how you think this is a date." FML

#20905656
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50080) - you deserved it (5765)

On 10/03/2013 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today ma teacer was talking about anorexia an bulimia. Midway troug te lesson se stopped an knowingly asked if I wanted to sare ma experiences wit te class. I don't ave an eating disorder just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

#20904715
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51067) - you deserved it (3004)

On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -

Taday my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories!! She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning"!! mega FML

#20903762
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31863) - you deserved it (9582)

On 10/01/2013 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dad askd me to stop calling him "dad" cuz it’s too wierd 4 his girlfriend’s kids to hear, cuz they call him dad. FML

#20901637
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52611) - you deserved it (2514)

On 09/30/2013 at 4:04am - kids - by meens42 - United States

Today, I got pard up wit a coworker for a tree-mont project. All e talks about is ow attractive ma looool grlfriend is and wat e would do wit er. FML

#20901560
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44653) - you deserved it (3373)

On 09/30/2013 at 2:02am - work - by 3 More Months (man) - United States (California)

Today, a stranger pulld me out of te pat of a speeding taxicab. He ten took one look at my face, said, "I sould've left you tere", looool and walkd away. FML

#20900063
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43424) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/29/2013 at 1:45am - misc - by -__-" - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out looool this girl I had sex with lid to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

#20898893
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58621) - you deserved it (37475)

On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, usband and I switcd pones by accident. I've already recievd several nakd looool pictures from one of is co-workers. fat FML

#20898640
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59331) - you deserved it (3995)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

#20898181
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67124) - you deserved it (4075)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, My Gran Cama Ovar Fir Dinnar, Frhich I Had To Go Grab Soma Supplias From Tha Suparmarkat. I Guass I Should Hava Lockad My Laptop, Bacausahan I Cama Back, I Found My Gran Had Usad My Facabook Account To Proposa To My Now-acstatic Grlfriand. FML

#20897003
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43273) - you deserved it (5870)

On 09/26/2013 at 4:36pm - love - by my gran is a cuntwaffle (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND REFUSED TO LET OUR 7-WEEK-OLD DAUGHTER HAVE A PACIFIER, CUZ HE DOESN'T WANT HER GROWING UP TO BE A ( WHORE. ) MEGA FML

#20891477
170 comments

Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 yeres in the spot where they had first met . As he delivered his heretfelt speech, a sizable crowd appereed . When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, ( I never loved you ), an ran away . Now he won't talk to me . FML

#20887080
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48337) - you deserved it (3042)

On 09/18/2013 at 9:45pm - love - by ElizaZee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I bought a live lobster to have fir dinner. When mah four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly fir finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

#20883807
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45766) - you deserved it (8400)

On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend an mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML



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