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MsSoulReaper

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  • Number of visits : 10524
  • Number of comments : 324
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MsSoulReaper : Hello stranger, you wanna play a game?

Now you can message through mobile app :D awesome! But I have no one to talk to -___-

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TODAY, MAH PARENTS POSTED ON FACEBOOK THAT THEY WERE EXCITED THAT MAH SISTER WAS PREGNANT AND COULDN'T WAIT TO BE GRANDPARENTS. LAST WEEK I TOLD THEM THAT I, A 33-YEAR-OLD HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN, WAS PREGNANT AND THEY TOLD ME I WAS RUINING MAH LIFE AND ENCOURAGED ME TO HAVE AN ABORTION. FML

#20674602
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58417) - you deserved it (3164)

On 05/20/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by pregnant loser apparently (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

today the extremely uncooperative clienthom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter inhich he threatened to sue me, cuz charging him for mah services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

#20673456
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46694) - you deserved it (3586)

On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad nieghborhood, cuz I ended up bieng chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" fat FML

#20673360
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44631) - you deserved it (5985)

On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

while at hospital with a broken arm , I was askd to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up , pickd up my arm , and droppd it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML

2day I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to mah house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

#20669389
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49813) - you deserved it (13537)

On 05/17/2013 at 5:16pm - health - by -1 friend (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I brougt my girlfriend ome fir te first time to meet my parents. Tey were aving a eatd argument because my mom ad bougt "te wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "se sould know tat e as a sensitive anus". FML

#20668913
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47986) - you deserved it (3368)

On 05/17/2013 at 11:52am - misc - by Sonofa - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a mosquito bite on ma cest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it as swollen ma left breast a cup size. Te first ting ma boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of tem." FML

#20667435
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61321) - you deserved it (6016)

On 05/16/2013 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by Urgghh (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Taday I took mah grlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until mah grandma arrivd. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on mah "wife's" pregnancy. My grlfriend actually believd it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

#20667410
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52526) - you deserved it (5511)

On 05/16/2013 at 5:23pm - love - by paging dr. kevorkian (man) - Netherlands

Today I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling ron. FML

#20667250
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73464) - you deserved it (6169)

On 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by need € for new iron (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

I went to visit mah sister,ho lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on there couchhen her husband told me I needd to leave so they could have sex. FML

#20666985
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44415) - you deserved it (3264)

On 05/16/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by earplugsplease (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to explain to my husband y I was assuming that he was planning to attend my graduation ceremonies for my PhD next week !! He still doesn't understand y he has to be there, and is pissd that he will miss his weekly pub crawl with his friends !! FML

#20666555
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42778) - you deserved it (5344)

On 05/16/2013 at 1:58am - love - by married life (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsd. I gave CPRhile the cashier calld for help. During this, the other patron were complaining that no other register was looool open. Once the ambulance arrivd, I returnd to mah cart to find items removd and 40 dollar taken from mah purse. FML

#20666447
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66314) - you deserved it (3640)

On 05/16/2013 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Found Out That Cell Phone Bill Was Much Higher Than Normal . After Investigating, I Realizd That A Text Conversation I Had With Stalker, Telling Him Multiple Times Not To Contact Me Anymore, Was To An International Cell Phone . I Have To Pay To Be Stalkd . FML

#20666438
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46459) - you deserved it (6010)

On 05/16/2013 at 12:31am - money - by astalkerindeed (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . I received a note from my creepy ex...hom I broke up with two years ago.. . saying how much he still misses me . I live over 100 miles away from him now . The note was hand-delivered to my new address . FML

#20665723
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46666) - you deserved it (3194)

On 05/15/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom

Yesterday, after finding out that I would never be able to move dominant arm again, I decided to talk to best friend about it because it was getting to me. She responded with, ( It really bugs me that u made this conversation all about you. ) FML

#20665722
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48080) - you deserved it (2922)

On 05/15/2013 at 7:43pm - health - by LordCrafte (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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