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TODAY, MAH PARENTS POSTED ON FACEBOOK THAT THEY WERE EXCITED THAT MAH SISTER WAS PREGNANT AND COULDN'T WAIT TO BE GRANDPARENTS. LAST WEEK I TOLD THEM THAT I, A 33-YEAR-OLD HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN, WAS PREGNANT AND THEY TOLD ME I WAS RUINING MAH LIFE AND ENCOURAGED ME TO HAVE AN ABORTION. FML
today the extremely uncooperative clienthom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter inhich he threatened to sue me, cuz charging him for mah services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML
Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad nieghborhood, cuz I ended up bieng chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" fat FML
while at hospital with a broken arm , I was askd to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up , pickd up my arm , and droppd it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML
2day I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to mah house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, I brougt my girlfriend ome fir te first time to meet my parents. Tey were aving a eatd argument because my mom ad bougt "te wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "se sould know tat e as a sensitive anus". FML
Taday I took mah grlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until mah grandma arrivd. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on mah "wife's" pregnancy. My grlfriend actually believd it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband y I was assuming that he was planning to attend my graduation ceremonies for my PhD next week !! He still doesn't understand y he has to be there, and is pissd that he will miss his weekly pub crawl with his friends !! FML
Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsd. I gave CPRhile the cashier calld for help. During this, the other patron were complaining that no other register was looool open. Once the ambulance arrivd, I returnd to mah cart to find items removd and 40 dollar taken from mah purse. FML
Today, I Found Out That Cell Phone Bill Was Much Higher Than Normal . After Investigating, I Realizd That A Text Conversation I Had With Stalker, Telling Him Multiple Times Not To Contact Me Anymore, Was To An International Cell Phone . I Have To Pay To Be Stalkd . FML
Today.. . I received a note from my creepy ex...hom I broke up with two years ago.. . saying how much he still misses me . I live over 100 miles away from him now . The note was hand-delivered to my new address . FML
Yesterday, after finding out that I would never be able to move dominant arm again, I decided to talk to best friend about it because it was getting to me. She responded with, ( It really bugs me that u made this conversation all about you. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015