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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 October 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14297
  • Number of comments : 334
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MsSoulReaper : Hello stranger, you wanna play a game?

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MsSoulReaper's favorite FMLs

Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

#20904715
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54345) - you deserved it (3244)

On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -

Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML

#20903762
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34679) - you deserved it (10269)

On 10/01/2013 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s too weird for his girlfriend’s kids to hear, because they call him dad. FML

#20901637
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56101) - you deserved it (2723)

On 09/30/2013 at 4:04am - kids - by meens42 - United States

Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML

#20901560
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47649) - you deserved it (3602)

On 09/30/2013 at 2:02am - work - by 3 More Months (man) - United States (California)

Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML

#20900063
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46778) - you deserved it (4405)

On 09/29/2013 at 1:45am - misc - by -__-" - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

#20898893
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61770) - you deserved it (39226)

On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

#20898640
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63496) - you deserved it (4261)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

#20898181
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77354) - you deserved it (4430)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML

#20897003
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45643) - you deserved it (6158)

On 09/26/2013 at 4:36pm - love - by my gran is a cuntwaffle (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML

#20891477
170 comments

Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML

#20887080
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52188) - you deserved it (3323)

On 09/18/2013 at 9:45pm - love - by ElizaZee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

#20883807
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48848) - you deserved it (8992)

On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend and mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

Today, I found out my extremely anti-war relatives hate me because they think I served in the Army, after hearing I was "a vet". I'm a veterinarian. FML

#20876113
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47626) - you deserved it (2973)

On 09/10/2013 at 7:30pm - work - by the next james herriot (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

#20874079
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76241) - you deserved it (4373)

On 09/09/2013 at 3:19am - love - by heartbroken - United States (California)



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