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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16169
  • Number of comments : 334
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MsSoulReaper : Hello stranger, you wanna play a game?

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Visits<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 10:01am<b>donaldthegrump</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 7:43pm<b>TheLeviathan14_</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 11:11pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 8:28am<b>refticon</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 4:58pm<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 5:55pm<b>hbs11476</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 9:20am<b>DemonicOtaku101</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 10:54am<b>piercedbiatch</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:15am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 3:25pm<b>bitchs_and_hoes</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 3:50pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 12:52am<b>MassiDelta</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 5:06am<b>Contiinuous</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 9:15am<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 1:56pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 10:08am<b>NozomiTojo</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 6:24am<b>schindler12345</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 11:30pm

Fucked!<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 4:01pm<b>donaldthegrump</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 1:43am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 12:08am<b>refticon</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 10:58pm<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 10:56pm<b>DemonicOtaku101</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 4:54pm<b>piercedbiatch</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:16pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 7:56pm<b>KittyRa</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 12:17am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 10:30am<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 6:20am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:58am<b>csjc</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:49pm<b>NozomiTojo</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 9:29pm<b>alex_gen</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 10:46pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 12:09am<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 2:42am<b>voluptuous</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 1:31pm

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MsSoulReaper's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

by TheTruthofWomen / 11/04/2013 at 12:45am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML

by PapaW / 11/01/2013 at 3:01am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy

Today, some kid asked me if I was Mexican. After I explained to him that I was actually Venezuelan, he simply snorted and said, "That's the same f*cking thing. If you speak Spanish then you're Mexican." FML

by Rinelric1998 / 10/30/2013 at 10:59pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad. FML

by SharkWeek / 10/27/2013 at 11:26am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I got into a fight with my mother. Her idea of a birthday present to me is buying me a husband. Yes, buying. She told an asshat she found online about my trust fund, and now they're both trying to put together "the wedding of the millennium". She still doesn't understand why I'm mad. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me how jealous he gets when I "hang out" with Dylan. Dylan is the 5-year-old boy whom I babysit every day. My boyfriend wants me to stop, because apparently Dylan cockblocks him. FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 8:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 12:35am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

by O-|---<=~ / 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML

by Elcam / 10/16/2013 at 4:22am / Belgium / Work

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML

by she knows / 10/08/2013 at 12:30pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

by Cereal_mistress / 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

by haveahappyperiod / 10/04/2013 at 5:39am / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy. Someone tried to pet him. I tried to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily. He didn't listen and now wants to sue me for a dog bite that didn't even break the skin. FML

by Anonymous / 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to dinner with a guy I like and paid the $120 bill. After joking that he was an expensive date, he replied, "I laugh at how you think this is a date." FML

by Anonymous / 10/03/2013 at 4:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Love