About MsConfusedd : The name's Tuesday. Feel free to question the accuracy of that statement, but it's the name written on my birth certificate, passport and bank information. Hmmm... I love alternative rock, alternative pop and indie music. I love photography and writing. You can go to tuesdaymorningphotos.blogspot.com if you'd like to check out some of my photography :)
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Today, I dutifully attended my husband's local gig at a coffee shop. I thus found out, through song, about my husband's affair, in front of about 100 people. All of whom we both know. FML
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On 12/05/2012 at 12:35am - love - by musiciansareoneofakind (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I made a positive remark to the owner of my local groceries store for employing a special needs girl. Not only is the girl not mentally handicapped, she's also the owner's daughter. FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Vassy (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my elbow was having cramps and movement issues as a result of an old set of surgical pins and wires that are being rejected by my body. One painful twitch caused my arm to lock out straight, unintentionally slapping my hand into my co-worker's crotch. Our waiting customers giggled. FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 2:10am - health - by SApprentice (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was woken up by my elderly neighbor banging on my door at 2am. She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off. I'd just fallen asleep. FML
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On 11/30/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Rachael (woman) - Australia
Today, a co-worker asked me if I have a Facebook account, and I said I do. I had to politely smile as he spent the next half hour insulting me for supposedly being glued to it 24/7, before claiming that it's all a CIA front to steal people's social security details. Why are nutjobs like this even alive? FML
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On 11/23/2012 at 7:49pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
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On 11/23/2012 at 10:56am - misc - by Tymer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML
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On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
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On 10/22/2012 at 1:29am - love - by sausagefingers (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML
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On 10/22/2012 at 12:07am - work - by Lunazel93 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML
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On 10/12/2012 at 2:15am - love - by anonymous2.0 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, as I entered a stairwell, the fire alarm went off, triggering the automatic fire doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over my foot, ripping my toenail, and then smacked me in the face. FML
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On 10/12/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by minustoenail - United States (California)
Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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