About MsConfusedd : The name's Tuesday. Feel free to question the accuracy of that statement, but it's the name written on my birth certificate, passport and all other records of my existence. Music is everything. If you want to message me, please open with something vaguely interesting; I'm not going to respond to "hey"
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by inhaler -.- / 10/06/2013 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom. I spoke to the attendant and gave her my purse and coat while I used the toilet. When I came out, she was gone. The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant. FML
by wellcrap / 10/03/2013 at 1:41am / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2013 at 1:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2013 at 7:54pm / United Kingdom (West Lothian) / Kids
Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML
by oops / 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by ImTheD0ct0r / 09/20/2013 at 12:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML
by meganmagee / 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/16/2013 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
by -___- / 09/13/2013 at 8:37pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by Anonynommer / 09/13/2013 at 7:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Volunteer / 09/13/2013 at 6:24pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was told that the $500 I'm owed for babysitting isn't going to happen. Why? Because after six months of watching a friend's six children, she's moved 120 miles away and no longer needs me. FML
by bexes / 08/27/2013 at 6:29am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, my mom put me in charge of her business's Facebook. Later, I was doing homework and took a Facebook break, changing my status to "So fucking boring." I'd forgotten to log out of the business account. FML
by ShadowReiku / 08/22/2013 at 10:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by thanksad / 08/22/2013 at 9:38pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…