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MsConfusedd

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MsConfusedd

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MsConfusedd
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  • Number of visits : 7210
  • Number of comments : 305
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MsConfusedd : The name's Tuesday. Feel free to question the accuracy of that statement, but it's the name written on my birth certificate, passport and all other records of my existence. Music is everything. If you want to message me, please open with something vaguely interesting; I'm not going to respond to "hey"

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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MsConfusedd's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

#21519254
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19091) - you deserved it (2178)

On 01/25/2016 at 12:04pm - health - by my face though - United States (Washington)

Today, I drove my friends two hours to see a tourist attraction I had been talking up for months. It burnt to the ground last week. FML

#21509674
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21277) - you deserved it (2153)

On 12/31/2015 at 6:50am - misc - by DriveNowhere - Australia

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

#21509335
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23255) - you deserved it (4804)

On 12/30/2015 at 10:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML

#21509323
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17799) - you deserved it (2560)

On 12/30/2015 at 8:32am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a job interview. I was asked what my dream job would be. I blurted out, "The president, because I think it's a very cool and important job." I don't think I'm getting this one. FML

#21509296
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18371) - you deserved it (4733)

On 12/30/2015 at 4:07am - work - by good job brain - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my bed. I guess that's what my little sister meant yesterday when she said I'd be sorry for not letting her play on my phone. FML

#21509043
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20655) - you deserved it (2057)

On 12/29/2015 at 12:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out my wife has been taking "love thy neighbour" very literally with the bloke next door. FML

#21509012
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22554) - you deserved it (1399)

On 12/29/2015 at 9:15am - love - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the only reason he comes over is because no one else will sleep with him. FML

#21506071
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21222) - you deserved it (2275)

On 12/21/2015 at 12:38am - intimacy - by f4444 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parent's bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

#21497961
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20107) - you deserved it (26735)

On 11/28/2015 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by aj513 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked 2 miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager and everyone in line behind me. I walked 2 miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

#21483805
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23130) - you deserved it (3999)

On 10/24/2015 at 2:04pm - money - by IamHM (woman) - United States

Today, I found out I'm allergic to mosquito repellent. I fly out on a two month trip to India on Saturday. FML

#21477352
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23123) - you deserved it (2146)

On 10/07/2015 at 10:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I got dragged into playing doubles tennis. It was me and my wife against her parents. I wound up hitting the ball too hard. My mother-in-law, who has the reaction times of a comatose turtle, got nailed. Everyone's convinced I did it on purpose because of our mutual hatred of each other. FML

#21475976
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24680) - you deserved it (2251)

On 10/04/2015 at 10:20am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

#21475965
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24128) - you deserved it (2076)

On 10/04/2015 at 9:21am - misc - by dead man walking? (man) - United States

Today, my wannabe psychologist of a brother accused me of lying about all the violence and emotional abuse my ex inflicted on me, all because I went into "too much detail" when describing it, which he says is something only liars do. Thanks for the support. FML

#21475954
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22842) - you deserved it (1504)

On 10/04/2015 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML

#21238351
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22128) - you deserved it (53996)

On 08/15/2014 at 5:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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