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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2092
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About MrsWojtowicz : I'm married, have a toddler, and baby on the way. My life is hectic, boring, and simple. :)

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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MrsWojtowicz's favorite FMLs

Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31883) - you deserved it (3373)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by BackToRehab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22434) - you deserved it (6368)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29998) - you deserved it (63203)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

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