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Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30619) - you deserved it (4023)

On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20614) - you deserved it (3261)

On 04/25/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217 (295)

I agree, your life sucks (25607) - you deserved it (5153)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49075) - you deserved it (4376)

On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34169) - you deserved it (1933)

On 01/09/2010 at 3:40am - misc - by Fran (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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