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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 31951
  • Number of comments : 2274
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 19. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

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Fucked!<b>elizabeth_black</b> - yesterday at 3:37pm<b>llama_monicz</b> - yesterday at 9:27am<b>Perplexed_Aris</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 8:26pm<b>tassiatessa</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 5:49pm<b>uglykitty</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 11:29am<b>tangerine06</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 7:22pm<b>trucker2</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 7:32am<b>LittlePengy</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 4:09am<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 11:35pm<b>hfudge</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 6:50pm<b>Bolai</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 8:09pm<b>sam_AHS</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 8:29pm<b>mikuxxhatsune</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 12:14pm<b>IncognitoPoison</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 5:31pm<b>Aurellius</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 9:20am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 2:45am<b>imerichello</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 1:11am<b>interesting33</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 2:53pm

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, a very intoxicated man came in to my workplace and bought 50 dollars worth of yogurt, talked about the fact that he shouldn't have to wear pants in public, then threw up all over the register. FML

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27629) - you deserved it (1627)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25865) - you deserved it (2697)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24255) - you deserved it (3046)

On 07/04/2015 at 2:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30895) - you deserved it (4510)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML


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On 07/02/2015 at 2:00pm - misc - by _whyy_mee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26541) - you deserved it (4646)

On 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm - work - by stink - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my creepy 12-year-old neighbour stood on his trampoline, looked over my fence and started waving a large net around, chanting my dog's name. Now I'm scared to let my dog outside alone. FML

Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30207) - you deserved it (2186)

On 06/23/2015 at 4:07am - intimacy - by UkuleleTime - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML


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On 06/23/2015 at 2:37am - misc - by Arcanin3Boss (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30543) - you deserved it (3316)

On 06/18/2015 at 8:36am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my sister started a full-time job with a good pay despite having no prior work experience and being a college freshman. Meanwhile, I've graduated with two degrees, have been working two jobs for the last five years, and still can't get a full-time position anywhere. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29114) - you deserved it (3021)

On 06/17/2015 at 11:50pm - work - by Realworldred (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32610) - you deserved it (5123)

On 06/15/2015 at 10:49am - animals - by justin Bieber - United States (Michigan)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML


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On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my class was called to the auditorium. We were told that some asshat proctor took a picture of our testing room during out test and posted it on Facebook. Someone noticed that according to the rules, we were sitting too close to each other, so now we have to retake the whole test. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28743) - you deserved it (2142)

On 06/02/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Donewithit (man) - United States (California)

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