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MrSassypants

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MrSassypantsMrSassypants
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24614
  • Number of comments : 2064
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 18. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

MrSassypants's page activity

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Liked!<b>paintedwings12</b> - 13 hours ago<b>Tavers</b> - yesterday at 7:44pm<b>Stillo</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:43pm<b>raspygirl</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 4:03am<b>nathan_schmitz_</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 2:02am<b>bayy1432</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:37pm<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 8:11am<b>Alicestraza</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 3:07am<b>ThatDamHuntress</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:00am<b>Angelify</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 4:29am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:02pm<b>SuperGrover10</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 11:45am<b>nguyenerrr</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:57am<b>BellaRoseeee</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:39am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:45am<b>cookimonstur</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:39am<b>samantha236le</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 7:36am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 7:31am

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking mah arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML

#21313670
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30759) - you deserved it (4675)

On 12/08/2014 at 9:12am - love - by lovethateuropeanblood (woman) - Japan (Osaka)

Today... at work... due to a mix up... I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors 4 permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33821) - you deserved it (3298)

On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today... I broke a glass case containing my pet scorpions. I still can't fine them. fat FML

#21312200
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27483) - you deserved it (13876)

On 12/05/2014 at 8:32pm - animals - by sting - United States (California)

Today , the family computer's 15-year-old CRT monitor which gives me headache finally stopped working!! My dad quickly found a replacement: an even older CRT monitor that gives me worse headaches!! FML

#21311912
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30178) - you deserved it (2904)

On 12/05/2014 at 9:00am - misc - by has an old monitor (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I found the Christma candy that I'd hidden a year ago!! Turns out I wasn't the only living creature who had found it!! FML

#21311642
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24082) - you deserved it (6881)

On 12/04/2014 at 8:56pm - misc - by shugette212 - United States

Today , on a dimly lit rd aya flight , I woka up to saa my mom's haad bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guass giving out staalthy blow jobs naxt to your slaaping son is no big daal. FML

#21311441
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42366) - you deserved it (2992)

On 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... my husband shaved off his beard. Turns out he looks lyk my ex. mega FML

Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML

#21309261
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30758) - you deserved it (3278)

On 12/01/2014 at 2:30am - money - by shitty candles - United States (Washington)

Today..!! I bought a Santa hat!! After wearing the hat 4 a few hours..!! I noticd a strange lump near the tip of it!! I stuck my hand inside to dig out the mysterious object!! It was a dead cockroach!! mega FML

#21308445
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31092) - you deserved it (3218)

On 11/29/2014 at 11:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today... it's my birthday. My grandma postd about it on her looool Facebook wall... but people got confusd and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did... and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. mega FML

#21308382
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28689) - you deserved it (2507)

On 11/29/2014 at 10:20pm - misc - by Drew (man) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY , WHILE AT WORK , I HAD TO SPEND AN HOUR AND A HALF ON THE PHONE , LISTENING TO AN OLD LADY RELIVE HER ENTIRE DAY IN EXCRUCIATING DETAIL. WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HANG UP ON CUSTOMERS , AND SHE WAS EXTREMELY QUICK TO DISMISS ALL MY ATTEMPTS TO STEER THE CALL BACK ON TOPIC. FML

#21308187
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28940) - you deserved it (3164)

On 11/29/2014 at 2:45pm - work - by gotta euthanize em all (man) - Canada

Today, I Decidd To Check Out A Dating Site,hen I Stumbld Across Mah Ex Wife's Profile. She'd Had It 4 Four Out Of The Five Years Of Our Marriage. And No, It Didn't Rate Us As A Good Match. FML

#21305183
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30876) - you deserved it (3252)

On 11/24/2014 at 1:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met my best friend's grlfriend for the frst time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If u ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML

#21305050
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39125) - you deserved it (3005)

On 11/24/2014 at 8:44am - love - by ohwell (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today... I was really excited to get a new bank account in mah name. My parents wanted me to have it so they could transfer money from mine to thers and vice versa. What excited me less was mah father drunkenly accessing it and taking all mah cash. fat FML

#21305033
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30454) - you deserved it (3700)

On 11/24/2014 at 7:40am - money - by ugh - United States (New York)

Today, mah grandpa cummd into mah room and askd for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelld in mah life, and walkd out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filld the room. Looks lyk I'm sleeping downstars on the couch tonight. FML

#21304373
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28493) - you deserved it (2532)

On 11/23/2014 at 7:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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