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MrSassypants

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MrSassypants

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MrSassypantsMrSassypants
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 28612
  • Number of comments : 2107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 19. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

MrSassypants's page activity

Visits<b>knobatnight</b> - yesterday at 8:30pm<b>Justine94_x</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 3:56am<b>winterforever97</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 4:28pm<b>PenguinBitch</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 4:13pm<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 10:15am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 10:01am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 9:01am<b>frogpotatoz088</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 5:02pm<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 12:14am<b>pikachurro</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 2:29am<b>Redmai</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:10pm<b>vote4paco</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:58pm<b>hayleymaybe</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 11:01pm<b>Mas8394z</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 10:45pm<b>facelick</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:28pm<b>Lanker</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 7:55pm<b>jwrpillard</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 7:46pm<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 7:42am

Fucked!<b>knobatnight</b> - yesterday at 2:31am<b>asspole</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 1:03pm<b>lalundsten</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 4:03am<b>bugmenotmofo</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 5:01pm<b>shmoooopie</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 9:57pm<b>Defalt</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 7:00pm<b>kmaheynoway</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 2:33pm<b>StrangeNigga</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 6:03am<b>ismedrage</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 11:48am<b>Starburrito</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 1:41pm<b>ZombieVampirez</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 10:49am<b>Skyzeri</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 2:13am<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 3:13pm<b>imunoz903</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 1:36am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:12pm<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 3:50pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 2:46pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 1:08pm

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, I have bad adult acne. This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's only on one side of my face. I look like a Batman villain. FML

#21337414
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28624) - you deserved it (2218)

On 01/15/2015 at 2:28am - health - by twoface_chick - United States (California)

Today, my little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and threatened to tell my parents. I paid him $30 to keep quiet. 15 minutes later he told them. FML

#21335701
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32918) - you deserved it (11863)

On 01/12/2015 at 11:43am - intimacy - by bowler99 - United States (New York)

Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said "Oh well. Get to work." FML

#21335669
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28868) - you deserved it (2662)

On 01/12/2015 at 9:36am - work - by Tired - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

#21333814
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32112) - you deserved it (2514)

On 01/09/2015 at 7:06am - love - by ohdearyme - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML

#21333809
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35100) - you deserved it (2482)

On 01/09/2015 at 6:43am - love - by swimfaned - United States

Today, a girl from class screamed at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatened to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
112 comments

Today, my father was playing with my son and his toy animals. He picked one up and said, "What is this? Some kind of African horse?" It was a zebra. FML

Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place and stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier. She denied everything and tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, and was nice enough to lock up on the way out. FML

#21332650
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29721) - you deserved it (2347)

On 01/07/2015 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

#21331973
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26517) - you deserved it (4284)

On 01/06/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML

#21331929
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31394) - you deserved it (2311)

On 01/06/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by rimenrezon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML

#21331330
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35084) - you deserved it (2585)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:52pm - misc - by help (woman) - Malta

Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML

#21328982
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24685) - you deserved it (11261)

On 01/01/2015 at 10:38pm - misc - by 30000 - United States (California)

 Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

#21327895
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26954) - you deserved it (2587)

On 12/31/2014 at 3:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML

#21327860
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31699) - you deserved it (2989)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:39pm - love - by cakestar9 (woman) - Ireland (Clare)



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