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MrSassypants
  • Town/Country : North Laurderdale, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11193
  • Number of comments : 1801
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : I am a football playing king in space.... with a mustache.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 17. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

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Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML

#17119657
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21519) - you deserved it (1753)

On 07/15/2011 at 7:38am - work - by TabbiNicole - United States

Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML

#17119657
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21519) - you deserved it (1753)

On 07/15/2011 at 7:38am - work - by TabbiNicole - United States

Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML

#17119657
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21519) - you deserved it (1753)

On 07/15/2011 at 7:38am - work - by TabbiNicole - United States

Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

#17117147
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33858) - you deserved it (3127)

On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML

#17116757
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26683) - you deserved it (5113)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:51am - love - by brsoxgirl - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at work, a regular started talking to me. Subject of choice? His overwhelming amount of earwax. Apparently he'd like to make a candle out of it once he goes to the doctor to get it removed. FML

#17106852
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17362) - you deserved it (1378)

On 07/14/2011 at 11:25am - work - by Breanne - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, at work, a regular started talking to me. Subject of choice? His overwhelming amount of earwax. Apparently he'd like to make a candle out of it once he goes to the doctor to get it removed. FML

#17106852
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17362) - you deserved it (1378)

On 07/14/2011 at 11:25am - work - by Breanne - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was the waiter for my family at the village inn. This wasn't so bad until I found out they left me no tip, only a napkin that said, "Get a haircut." FML

#17106364
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18013) - you deserved it (2347)

On 07/14/2011 at 10:17am - work - by alek - United States

Today, I was the waiter for my family at the village inn. This wasn't so bad until I found out they left me no tip, only a napkin that said, "Get a haircut." FML

#17106364
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18013) - you deserved it (2347)

On 07/14/2011 at 10:17am - work - by alek - United States

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

#17093832
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25102) - you deserved it (2216)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by MIB (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML

#17087035
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19995) - you deserved it (13493)

On 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm - animals - by MooCow - United States (Montana)

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

#17080127
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17455) - you deserved it (43652)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML

#17063705
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26927) - you deserved it (10625)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Mothering (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

#17048924
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30536) - you deserved it (3031)

On 07/10/2011 at 2:03am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

#17048924
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30536) - you deserved it (3031)

On 07/10/2011 at 2:03am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (New York)



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