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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 31026
  • Number of comments : 2230
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 19. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

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Today, I went to the local used books store to sell all my college textbooks. I spent several hundred dollars on them in total. I ended up walking out of the shop a pathetic $3.50 richer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31434) - you deserved it (7309)

On 12/21/2012 at 7:11pm - money - by futuregigolo (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbirth would have been like back then. One girl asked in all seriousness why they didn't use ultrasound machines to see what sex their babies were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30263) - you deserved it (1972)

On 12/13/2012 at 6:44pm - misc - by surrounded by dumbfucks (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29934) - you deserved it (7149)

On 12/12/2012 at 1:32pm - kids - by Renzy (woman) -

Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22394) - you deserved it (23338)

On 12/11/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30111) - you deserved it (6804)

On 12/10/2012 at 5:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)

Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize my receipt was misplaced. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29706) - you deserved it (4228)

On 12/08/2012 at 12:12pm - money - by bitchsawmebuyit - United States (New York)

Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7059) - you deserved it (28430)

On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend and I had a disagreement over the pronunciation of the word "train." It turned into a heated debate that lasted all night and ended with us sleeping in separate rooms. FML

Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42855) - you deserved it (3485)

On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8141) - you deserved it (32089)

On 11/30/2012 at 8:28pm - misc - by goodbye cruel world (man) - United States (California)

Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I had to help a teenage boy learn how to float. This involves supporting the person's back as they try to float. His boner stood straight up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39792) - you deserved it (3721)

On 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by julia (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, Muse cancelled their upcoming show in Oslo. I bought my sold-out tickets on the black market for double the retail price, and have no way of getting my money back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11984) - you deserved it (38301)

On 11/29/2012 at 4:12pm - misc - by faen (man) - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today, after almost four years of having avoided her due to her hatred of my husband, my mother invited us both to a family dinner. My husband wanted to give her another chance, so we went. Less than an hour after arriving, I caught her hocking a loogie and spitting it into our food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27955) - you deserved it (1793)

On 11/28/2012 at 6:04pm - love - by some things never change (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27046) - you deserved it (3095)

On 11/26/2012 at 3:13pm - misc - by Autocorrected - Philippines (Manila)

Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14090) - you deserved it (16430)

On 11/24/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by Anonymous Cunt (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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