About MrSassypants : I am a football playing king in space.... with a mustache.
Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 22 years old. I am 16. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.
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Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML
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Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8082) - you deserved it (30015) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 06/17/2011 at 9:25pm - love - by Anonyme - Switzerland (Fribourg)
Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8082) - you deserved it (30015) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 06/17/2011 at 9:25pm - love - by Anonyme - Switzerland (Fribourg)
Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11840) - you deserved it (24556)
On 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm - love - by Emily J. - United States (Colorado)
Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm - love - by Emily J. - United States (Colorado)
Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36352) - you deserved it (8340)
On 06/17/2011 at 7:32am - misc - by catherine - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18289) - you deserved it (7812)
On 06/17/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by jaybob18 - United States (New York)
Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25841) - you deserved it (1946)
On 06/17/2011 at 12:50am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 12:34am - health - by ekoblick - United States
Today, my boss gave me an "All you need to know about grammar" book. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7212) - you deserved it (19995)
On 06/17/2011 at 12:16am - work - by illiterate - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States
Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States
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