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MrSassypants
  • Town/Country : North Laurderdale, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 6843
  • Number of comments : 1572
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : I am a football playing king in space.... with a mustache.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 22 years old. I am 16. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

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Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML

#16778449
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24500) - you deserved it (2205)

On 06/21/2011 at 8:25am - love - by nasty_ex - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML

#16778449
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24500) - you deserved it (2205)

On 06/21/2011 at 8:25am - love - by nasty_ex - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

#16778236
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26083) - you deserved it (5225)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:52am - love - by anon - United States

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

#16778236
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26083) - you deserved it (5225)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:52am - love - by anon - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34295) - you deserved it (2635)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34295) - you deserved it (2635)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML

#16762179
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28671) - you deserved it (4016)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:14pm - health - by Me - United States (Florida)

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

#16762129
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21165) - you deserved it (2371)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:12pm - health - by Tequila (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40042) - you deserved it (3366)

On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40042) - you deserved it (3366)

On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML

#16761354
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23172) - you deserved it (6697)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:59am - misc - by m2k (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML

#16761354
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23172) - you deserved it (6697)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:59am - misc - by m2k (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

#16758820
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22539) - you deserved it (12138)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:12am - love - by blondetergent (man) - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

#16758820
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22539) - you deserved it (12138)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:12am - love - by blondetergent (man) - Singapore

Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML

#16758586
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36495) - you deserved it (3495)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:43am - intimacy - by wtf - Canada (Alberta)



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