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MrSassypants

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MrSassypants

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MrSassypantsMrSassypants
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 25545
  • Number of comments : 2073
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 18. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

MrSassypants's page activity

Visits<b>TheTrainKid</b> - 24 hours ago<b>LyonDetreny</b> - yesterday at 7:07pm<b>MattChristensen</b> - yesterday at 4:50pm<b>Giggidypope</b> - yesterday at 1:00am<b>pinkprincess96</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:15pm<b>jqmalang</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:05am<b>hfudge</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 12:56am<b>neonvortex</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 12:24am<b>EMCsheldon</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 2:17pm<b>livelifecorrect</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:47pm<b>aeriaa12</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 12:47pm<b>JustinJK</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 10:12am<b>Falassalond</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 10:20pm<b>gc327072</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 5:48pm<b>daniel5904</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 5:36pm<b>thefirstwhiteboy</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 4:23pm<b>eas12397</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 3:55pm<b>NoNamedBrilliant</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:14am

Fucked!<b>EMCsheldon</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 8:17pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 12:56am<b>paintedwings12</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 9:58pm<b>Tavers</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 7:44pm<b>Stillo</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:43pm<b>raspygirl</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 4:03am<b>nathan_schmitz_</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 2:02am<b>bayy1432</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:37pm<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 8:11am<b>Alicestraza</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 3:07am<b>ThatDamHuntress</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:00am<b>Angelify</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 4:29am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:02pm<b>SuperGrover10</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 11:45am<b>nguyenerrr</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:57am<b>BellaRoseeee</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:39am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:45am<b>cookimonstur</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:39am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

#19932634
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25639) - you deserved it (2871)

On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the middle of my online midterm, my computer decided to update and closed out of the test. It can't be retaken. FML

#19927975
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34279) - you deserved it (3082)

On 07/12/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by failure - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

#19927965
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9906) - you deserved it (29077)

On 07/12/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML

#19926709
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33597) - you deserved it (4219)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work, photographing a baby boy. I grabbed a bench for him to use to hold himself upright. His mom asked if she should hold him instead, but I told her he'd be fine. Two seconds later, he fell backwards and brought the bench down on top of him. There goes my job. FML

#19923878
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9828) - you deserved it (28992)

On 07/11/2012 at 2:26pm - work - by almost jobless - United States

Today, my power finally came back on. I excitedly went and spent $100 to refill my fridge, only to come back home and discover the power is out again, and might not be back on for another three days. FML

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

#19908128
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33981) - you deserved it (1597)

On 07/08/2012 at 2:58am - misc - by JadedBaker (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

#19908128
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33981) - you deserved it (1597)

On 07/08/2012 at 2:58am - misc - by JadedBaker (woman) - United States

Today, I got a raise at work. It will bring my hourly wage to about a cent more per hour. Our CEO just reported record-breaking profits for the year. FML

#19890540
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21138) - you deserved it (1689)

On 07/04/2012 at 12:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

#19890528
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42455) - you deserved it (2789)

On 07/04/2012 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, I asked the 7-year-old that I was babysitting if he could burp on command. He said he could, and began to demonstrate. It turns out he couldn't purposely burp, but he definitely could vomit on command. FML

#19884890
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8702) - you deserved it (25573)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:33am - kids - by ew (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML

#19881978
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23390) - you deserved it (2597)

On 07/02/2012 at 5:17pm - kids - by Sh*t (woman) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML

#19830472
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31026) - you deserved it (3875)

On 06/22/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Uncomfy (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML

#19794074
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30616) - you deserved it (4086)

On 06/15/2012 at 8:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37415) - you deserved it (4028)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden



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