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MrSassypants

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MrSassypants

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MrSassypantsMrSassypants
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 32919
  • Number of comments : 2292
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 19. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

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Visits<b>Scrambled</b> - 23 hours ago<b>Cutlassocga98</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 8:47am<b>shabadabba</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 12:25pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 11:01am<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 9:49pm<b>lalathefairy</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:52am<b>Sleep_lover654</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 8:57pm<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 7:44pm<b>Spartancjm</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 1:29pm<b>scaredpollo</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 2:34am<b>thisguy22</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:46am<b>turtles_yup</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 9:15am<b>Sora_McKain</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 12:41am<b>MrGodface</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 8:33pm<b>TheMike23</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:27pm<b>llamadramas</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 12:03am<b>HedgeFox90</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 4:07am<b>AwesomeRPGDigo</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 3:50pm

Fucked!<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 5:02pm<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 3:50am<b>turtles_yup</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:15pm<b>TheMike23</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 11:27pm<b>MrGodface</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 12:57am<b>AwesomeRPGDigo</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 9:51pm<b>mikotomisaki</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 4:29pm<b>marvelvsdc</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 5:31am<b>DeishaW</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 6:58am<b>hersheykisses511</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 4:49am<b>samsterling</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 5:11pm<b>mrfailmaster</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 7:01pm<b>momo3p</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 4:16pm<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 10:08pm<b>andrmac</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 4:50am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 11:45pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 3:37pm<b>llama_monicz</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 9:27am

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

#21475547
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24192) - you deserved it (3423)

On 10/03/2015 at 12:00am - misc - by NothowIimaginedmyday (woman) - United States

Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML

#21475519
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22986) - you deserved it (5655)

On 10/02/2015 at 10:32pm - work - by illuminatzi (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML

#21475308
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21993) - you deserved it (4982)

On 10/02/2015 at 10:22am - misc - by soulaar - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

#21474557
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24334) - you deserved it (2428)

On 09/30/2015 at 11:08am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML

#21474532
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24125) - you deserved it (2760)

On 09/30/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Nick Pat (man) -

Today, I got called a "politically correct loser" by a woman at the supermarket, all because I said I didn't want to find out the gender of my baby until birth. FML

#21474498
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21773) - you deserved it (1971)

On 09/30/2015 at 6:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML

#21473781
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28865) - you deserved it (1922)

On 09/28/2015 at 2:49pm - misc - by Guy (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML

#21473642
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23464) - you deserved it (4416)

On 09/28/2015 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML

#21471822
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26593) - you deserved it (4068)

On 09/23/2015 at 11:48am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my boyfriend, something I've needed to do for a long time. Right before my speech, he presented me with tickets to my favorite band a month from now. FML

#21471255
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23371) - you deserved it (5623)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML

#21471027
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23460) - you deserved it (1768)

On 09/21/2015 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML

#21470947
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27765) - you deserved it (2969)

On 09/21/2015 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, going through my late grandmother's papers, I found out that my grandfather had never been in the Nazi party. The reason he was not allowed to work as a teacher was that he had never passed his university exams. He found an invented Nazi past less shameful than academic failure. FML

#21470925
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22165) - you deserved it (1603)

On 09/21/2015 at 7:32am - misc - by notanazigrandchildafterall (woman) - Germany (Sachsen)

Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML

#21469516
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22824) - you deserved it (2272)

On 09/17/2015 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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