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MrSassypantsMrSassypants
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 29610
  • Number of comments : 2139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 19. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

MrSassypants's page activity

Visits<b>the_aspect</b> - 7 hours ago<b>Paulcs</b> - yesterday at 8:05am<b>db32</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 2:45am<b>facelick</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 8:39pm<b>jtthegr8</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 7:23pm<b>Roskie</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 6:36pm<b>Leenah_93</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:12am<b>MysticAmmu</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 8:06am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:13am<b>SubparAtBest</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:39pm<b>bushada</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:47pm<b>Mikenator23</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:44pm<b>SoliDSt33L</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 12:10pm<b>indigohippopo</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:20am<b>Verst</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 4:35pm<b>vampivy23</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 1:48pm<b>AnonymousBella</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:39pm<b>sulvan182</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:34pm

Fucked!<b>the_aspect</b> - 14 hours ago<b>FitFriday</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 7:13am<b>AnonymousBella</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:40am<b>chuchusheep</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 8:08pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 4:26am<b>itsSkyyyyyy</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:49pm<b>ilovefood17</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 12:15pm<b>mds9986</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 9:07am<b>SubparAtBest</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 10:53am<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 7:09am<b>Thoricsteam20</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:23pm<b>khorstmye</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 3:25am<b>guardloverz123</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 3:06pm<b>hayleymaybe</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 7:11pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:19pm<b>knobatnight</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 2:31am<b>asspole</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 1:03pm<b>lalundsten</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 4:03am

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

#21400396
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33939) - you deserved it (3649)

On 04/27/2015 at 12:58am - work - by advanced history teacher (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML

#21400331
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26780) - you deserved it (9360)

On 04/26/2015 at 11:12pm - misc - by rookiemistake (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

#21399752
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30294) - you deserved it (8903)

On 04/26/2015 at 12:05am - intimacy - by montanadinosaur (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss gave me the job of dealing with the guys doing the roofing at our store. His reasoning is that since we're all Hispanic, I'm perfect for the job because "You guys all know each other." FML

#21397904
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28582) - you deserved it (2459)

On 04/22/2015 at 11:06am - work - by -_- (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband accidentally erased some pictures from our hard drive. No worries, nothing major: just everything from our wedding and the birth of our first child. FML

#21395232
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33340) - you deserved it (3410)

On 04/17/2015 at 2:15pm - misc - by testom - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML

#21392914
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27419) - you deserved it (5065)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:40am - health - by gottaflossmoreoften (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML

#21391668
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28849) - you deserved it (17275)

On 04/11/2015 at 3:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally had nice enough weather to dry my clothes on the washing line. Two hours later, all my clothes were stolen. FML

#21386898
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28531) - you deserved it (3343)

On 04/03/2015 at 6:44am - misc - by clothesthief - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to give a presentation at school about King Richard III. I realized too late that someone had changed his name to "King Dick" on all the slides. My little sister later broke into hysterics and confessed this had been her April Fool's prank. FML

#21386448
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27759) - you deserved it (2497)

On 04/02/2015 at 10:21am - misc - by King.Dick. (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

#21384606
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29294) - you deserved it (3195)

On 03/31/2015 at 5:35am - love - by lucasbeck99 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to work a double shift after my relief called in "sick" just so he could go to a party. FML

#21377747
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27738) - you deserved it (2210)

On 03/19/2015 at 12:41pm - work - by SleepIsForTheWeak (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She decided I just need to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML

#21377689
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27329) - you deserved it (2171)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:24am - health - by david99021 (man) - Turkey (Ankara)

Today, I was walking my dog. Suddenly, my insane neighbor who loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog. I say OK, thinking that if I watch her, she won't do anything. I turn around to make sure no cars are coming and when I turn back, she's trying to steal my dog. FML

Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML

#21369215
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31913) - you deserved it (4834)

On 03/06/2015 at 9:03am - misc - by no touching - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

#21367801
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42504) - you deserved it (3483)

On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)



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