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MrSassypants

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MrSassypants

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MrSassypantsMrSassypants
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 29581
  • Number of comments : 2138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 19. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

MrSassypants's page activity

Visits<b>Paulcs</b> - 19 hours ago<b>db32</b> - yesterday at 2:45am<b>facelick</b> - yesterday at 8:39pm<b>jtthegr8</b> - yesterday at 7:23pm<b>Roskie</b> - yesterday at 6:36pm<b>Leenah_93</b> - yesterday at 9:12am<b>MysticAmmu</b> - yesterday at 8:06am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:13am<b>SubparAtBest</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:39pm<b>bushada</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:47pm<b>Mikenator23</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:44pm<b>SoliDSt33L</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 12:10pm<b>indigohippopo</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:20am<b>Verst</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 4:35pm<b>vampivy23</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 1:48pm<b>AnonymousBella</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:39pm<b>sulvan182</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:34pm<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 8:41pm

Fucked!<b>FitFriday</b> - yesterday at 7:13am<b>AnonymousBella</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:40am<b>chuchusheep</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 8:08pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 4:26am<b>itsSkyyyyyy</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:49pm<b>ilovefood17</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 12:15pm<b>mds9986</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 9:07am<b>SubparAtBest</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 10:53am<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 7:09am<b>Thoricsteam20</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:23pm<b>khorstmye</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 3:25am<b>guardloverz123</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 3:06pm<b>hayleymaybe</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 7:11pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:19pm<b>knobatnight</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 2:31am<b>asspole</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 1:03pm<b>lalundsten</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 4:03am<b>bugmenotmofo</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 5:01pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister started a full-time job with a good pay despite having no prior work experience and being a college freshman. Meanwhile, I've graduated with two degrees, have been working two jobs for the last five years, and still can't get a full-time position anywhere. FML

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On 06/17/2015 at 11:50pm - work - by Realworldred (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML

#21426414
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31293) - you deserved it (4750)

On 06/15/2015 at 10:49am - animals - by justin Bieber - United States (Michigan)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML

#21420039
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29460) - you deserved it (3954)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my class was called to the auditorium. We were told that some asshat proctor took a picture of our testing room during out test and posted it on Facebook. Someone noticed that according to the rules, we were sitting too close to each other, so now we have to retake the whole test. FML

#21419617
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27564) - you deserved it (1942)

On 06/02/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Donewithit (man) - United States (California)

Today, after being with my fiance for almost a decade, my future mother-in-law has been accusing me of being a gold digger because we want to buy a house together. She has conveniently forgotten her son was out of work for two years and I supported the both of us. FML

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, my housemates are throwing a huge house party to celebrate finishing their finals. It's 4:30am and people are still arriving. I have my last final in 3 hours. FML

#21415194
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28647) - you deserved it (2039)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:59pm - misc - by Party Pooper - United States

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML

#21409445
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31167) - you deserved it (2907)

On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother asked me how pasta is harvested. She actually thought it grew out of the ground. FML

#21408925
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26835) - you deserved it (2163)

On 05/12/2015 at 12:37pm - misc - by a - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

#21408378
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31976) - you deserved it (4840)

On 05/11/2015 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I realised I've been depressed about my recent break up for longer than the relationship even lasted. FML

Today, my dad got over his aversion to tight pants, giving everyone at the DMV a good look at his package in skin-tight blue jeans. FML

#21402857
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25236) - you deserved it (2192)

On 05/01/2015 at 11:25am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my boss told me I ask too many questions and that's why they cut my hours in half. Officially, I'm a "Pharmacy Technician in Training", which means I'm trying to teach myself how to do the job without killing someone. All from on the job experience and an outdated textbook. FML

#21402730
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27860) - you deserved it (2253)

On 05/01/2015 at 2:12am - work - by PharmSlave (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

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167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33938) - you deserved it (3649)

On 04/27/2015 at 12:58am - work - by advanced history teacher (man) - United States (Arizona)



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