Search for a member

Offline (the 10/16/2016 at 1:53am)



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 37469
  • Number of comments : 2323
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 19. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

MrSassypants's page activity

Visits<b>TigranPet</b> - yesterday at 12:50pm<b>TonierShadow</b> - the 10/16/2016 at 5:07pm<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 1:23am<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 10/08/2016 at 10:50pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 8:42am<b>cats4lyfe</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 3:06am<b>shmoooopie</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 9:35pm<b>manofmerr</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 1:05pm<b>AAHHHHH</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 10:45pm<b>NightHawk4926</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 3:34pm<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 1:59pm<b>DeezButs67</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 6:58am<b>SpaceToast</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 1:12am<b>kittikat8ball</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 9:20am<b>Fennex3</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 8:50pm<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 3:53pm<b>BoomArum</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 3:07am<b>The12thPaladin</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 10:22am

Fucked!<b>TigranPet</b> - yesterday at 6:50pm<b>TonierShadow</b> - the 10/16/2016 at 11:07pm<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 7:59pm<b>SpaceToast</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 6:38am<b>BoomArum</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 9:07am<b>billcosby31</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 9:10pm<b>cuz803</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 8:51pm<b>whosthedeadone</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 8:17am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 12:15pm<b>Infamous_Pickle</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 5:05am<b>seba7236</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 7:19am<b>Pikawarrior</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 12:19pm<b>airriderz15</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 9:37pm<b>toolazytotype99</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 9:04pm<b>tintarroja</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 8:17am<b>BakedBanana</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 4:44am<b>walker9879</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 4:26pm<b>Goat_E_mom</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 10:06pm

MrSassypants's FML badges


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

See all of MrSassypants's badges

MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

by Anonymous / 05/11/2015 at 1:08pm / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Intimacy

Today, I realised I've been depressed about my recent break up for longer than the relationship even lasted. FML

by fleckney26 / 05/05/2015 at 1:09pm / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my dad got over his aversion to tight pants, giving everyone at the DMV a good look at his package in skin-tight blue jeans. FML

by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 11:25am / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss told me I ask too many questions and that's why they cut my hours in half. Officially, I'm a "Pharmacy Technician in Training", which means I'm trying to teach myself how to do the job without killing someone. All from on the job experience and an outdated textbook. FML

by PharmSlave / 05/01/2015 at 2:12am / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

by Junkiegamer / 04/27/2015 at 10:20am / United States (Texas) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

by advanced history teacher / 04/27/2015 at 12:58am / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML

by rookiemistake / 04/26/2015 at 11:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

by montanadinosaur / 04/26/2015 at 12:05am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, my boss gave me the job of dealing with the guys doing the roofing at our store. His reasoning is that since we're all Hispanic, I'm perfect for the job because "You guys all know each other." FML

by -_- / 04/22/2015 at 11:06am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, my husband accidentally erased some pictures from our hard drive. No worries, nothing major: just everything from our wedding and the birth of our first child. FML

by testom / 04/17/2015 at 2:15pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love

Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML

by gottaflossmoreoften / 04/13/2015 at 11:40am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Health

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML

by Anonymous / 04/11/2015 at 3:56am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally had nice enough weather to dry my clothes on the washing line. Two hours later, all my clothes were stolen. FML

by clothesthief / 04/03/2015 at 6:44am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to give a presentation at school about King Richard III. I realized too late that someone had changed his name to "King Dick" on all the slides. My little sister later broke into hysterics and confessed this had been her April Fool's prank. FML

by King.Dick. / 04/02/2015 at 10:21am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

by lucasbeck99 / 03/31/2015 at 5:35am / United States (Texas) / Love