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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23186
  • Number of comments : 2059
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 18. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

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Liked!<b>Febrezed</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 9:26pm<b>thatgirlinoregon</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 3:25pm<b>Arwen_Evenstar</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 4:57am<b>Noah197099</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 2:53am<b>turdoblast</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 1:06am<b>82681</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 12:34am<b>bmmondi95</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 9:00pm<b>Kazze</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 7:31pm<b>Nicky816</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 6:49pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 6:36pm<b>XmasaX</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 2:34pm<b>kjax</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 12:06pm<b>TheTrainKid</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 10:52pm<b>SarahSehhati</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 8:59am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 8:42pm<b>xxNIGHTxx</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 12:41pm<b>nataliewby</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 5:10pm<b>WellFookMe</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 7:24am

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40486) - you deserved it (3238)

On 10/11/2014 at 10:43am - misc - by Forge (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32980) - you deserved it (19429)

On 10/10/2014 at 5:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got roped into a volunteering thing at the last minute. I was waiting outside with all these kids who looked hungry. Feeling bad, I passed around crisps and cookies. Turns out we were at a convention to promote healthy eating in malnourished children. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28917) - you deserved it (4948)

On 10/09/2014 at 6:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while arriving to a date for the first time in a couple years, the first thing out of his mouth was, "I'm only dressed up because I had court today." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29673) - you deserved it (3179)

On 10/09/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend admitted than he's been using Febreze instead of showering for the past month. FML

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30276) - you deserved it (12205)

On 10/06/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by eh - Azerbaijan (Baki)

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43897) - you deserved it (7460)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36208) - you deserved it (4136)

On 09/26/2014 at 3:44pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36415) - you deserved it (3577)

On 09/26/2014 at 3:13pm - love - by ihateguys (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lived 2 hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44464) - you deserved it (4145)

On 09/17/2014 at 3:48pm - love - by kitkat (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML

Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML


I agree, your life sucks (36861) - you deserved it (2900)

On 09/11/2014 at 2:49am - work - by PerfectVision (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband injured his back badly. He's taken three percocets, because according to him, he knows the dosage better than his doctor, and is demanding that I let him drive himself to work, with no pants on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39740) - you deserved it (3642)

On 09/08/2014 at 1:56pm - health - by jkim - United States (California)

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