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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 31924
  • Number of comments : 2273
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 19. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29435) - you deserved it (17653)

On 04/11/2015 at 3:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally had nice enough weather to dry my clothes on the washing line. Two hours later, all my clothes were stolen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29961) - you deserved it (3737)

On 04/03/2015 at 6:44am - misc - by clothesthief - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to give a presentation at school about King Richard III. I realized too late that someone had changed his name to "King Dick" on all the slides. My little sister later broke into hysterics and confessed this had been her April Fool's prank. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29133) - you deserved it (2789)

On 04/02/2015 at 10:21am - misc - by King.Dick. (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31242) - you deserved it (3627)

On 03/31/2015 at 5:35am - love - by lucasbeck99 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to work a double shift after my relief called in "sick" just so he could go to a party. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29096) - you deserved it (2429)

On 03/19/2015 at 12:41pm - work - by SleepIsForTheWeak (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She decided I just need to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28793) - you deserved it (2410)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:24am - health - by david99021 (man) - Turkey (Ankara)

Today, I was walking my dog. Suddenly, my insane neighbor who loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog. I say OK, thinking that if I watch her, she won't do anything. I turn around to make sure no cars are coming and when I turn back, she's trying to steal my dog. FML

Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32557) - you deserved it (4920)

On 03/06/2015 at 9:03am - misc - by no touching - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46186) - you deserved it (4253)

On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31697) - you deserved it (4458)

On 03/02/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by meeeee! - United States (Delaware)

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29416) - you deserved it (3318)

On 02/27/2015 at 10:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML


Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33044) - you deserved it (4833)

On 02/22/2015 at 12:15am - intimacy - by awkward.. (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33112) - you deserved it (3762)

On 02/18/2015 at 7:35am - work - by lonergirl - Australia

Today, my "best friend" stole almost $1,000 worth of electronics and video games from my roommates and me, just so he could pawn them off and buy himself a new car stereo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32608) - you deserved it (3055)

On 02/13/2015 at 11:36am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

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