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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23028
  • Number of comments : 2058
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 18. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10162) - you deserved it (810)

On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25634) - you deserved it (3568)

On 03/02/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by meeeee! - United States (Delaware)

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26429) - you deserved it (3009)

On 02/27/2015 at 10:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML


Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28447) - you deserved it (3960)

On 02/22/2015 at 12:15am - intimacy - by awkward.. (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31440) - you deserved it (3414)

On 02/18/2015 at 7:35am - work - by lonergirl - Australia

Today, my "best friend" stole almost $1,000 worth of electronics and video games from my roommates and me, just so he could pawn them off and buy himself a new car stereo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30105) - you deserved it (2629)

On 02/13/2015 at 11:36am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31467) - you deserved it (3736)

On 02/13/2015 at 11:13am - love - by cyprianista - United States (Texas)

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29127) - you deserved it (5695)

On 02/12/2015 at 12:23pm - misc - by ahhhhhh (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32071) - you deserved it (2833)

On 02/12/2015 at 11:25am - love - by Vampire Teabag - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28780) - you deserved it (9377)

On 02/11/2015 at 4:00pm - misc - by assholedad (man) - United States

Today, I was awoken by the sound of my pet lizard eating my other pet lizard. FML

Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26650) - you deserved it (4186)

On 02/06/2015 at 7:57pm - misc - by go fuck myself - United States (Florida)

Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28562) - you deserved it (2753)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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