About MrItalia : Hey all.. Come say hello for a chat :) I'm pretty easy going.. I hope all the muscles don't scare you, think of it as sculpted art lol.
P.s I'm not big noting myself there's a lot of stereotypes out there.. Sadly, but I'm happy and you should be too :)
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Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 4:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
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On 09/14/2012 at 1:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I was feeling depressed and got very, very drunk. This evening, I was feeling equally desperate, and ended up having to get my special dildo removed from my asshole at the hospital. FML
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On 08/31/2012 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by pride? what's that? :( (woman) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)
Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML
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On 07/18/2012 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by Awkward - United States (California)
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)
Today, my boyfriend sang "happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembered the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by me - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except for my dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in and stole vodka, tequila and whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, and now I'm white trash. I'm not quite sure what happened in between. FML
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Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)
Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Abused (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by sad (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)
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