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MrItalia

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MrItalia

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2284
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MrItalia : Hey all.. Come say hello for a chat.
I'm pretty easy going happy person and enjoy having a laugh.

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Yesterday, I found mah dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see wat kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of mah mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from mah mind. FML

#21382495
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10544) - you deserved it (35045)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, one of the guys I work with ran his finger down the back of my shrt and said, "Just checking to see if your wereing a bra today". FML

Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today looool that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML

#21371903
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On 03/10/2015 at 3:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I decidd to put on some sexy lingerie and wait 4 mah husband to come home to surprise him . He took one look at me and immediately accusd me of cheating . He was convincd mah explanation was a lie and that I'd rushd some guy out the back doorhen he came home . FML

#21370369
78 comments

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On 03/08/2015 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Barnet)

Today... I fell in te sower and te doors jammed sut. I was stuck in tere fir ours... waiting fir ma parents to come ome. Tey ad to open te door fir meile I was still naked inside. FML

#21364892
78 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 10:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

yesterday while walking home with mah mom, some unoriginal cockshart in a passing car yelld at me: "Fuck her in the pussy!" It was a long, awkward walk home after that !! mega FML

#21308349
96 comments

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On 11/29/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstars I heard mah 7 year old daughter screaming ( Mom!! Help! I ned u right now! ) I panickd and ran downstars, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was mah neighbor at the door. FML

#21293802
58 comments

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On 11/06/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by ozozl - United States (Colorado)

Today.. . there was a laundry basket of mah clothe sitting in mah room . My dad asked me if they were clean or not . When I said I didn't know.. . he picked up a piece of mah clothing.. . sniffed it.. . and said it smelled fine . That piece of clothing just so happened to be mah underwear . fat FML

#21285867
87 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 8:05pm - misc - by socreepedouticanteven - United States (West Virginia)

as I got out the shower , my mom walked in to give me a towel , then quickly covered her eyes and said , "Woah , I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over , and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this 4 at least the next month. FML

Today looool , I had to awkwardly grab mah pink dildo after mah husband's friend askd what it was that mah dog was chewing on. mega FML

Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML

#21233355
194 comments

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On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out tat my wife of 12 years as slept wit te workmen we've ad working on our long term building project!! Tey call er te ( quickie queen )!! mega FML

#21226819
125 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I walked in on mah 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

#21217343
257 comments

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On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

I asked my boyfriend if e could finally go down on me . He said.. . "No.. . tat's disgusting" an ten asked me 4 a blowjob . mega FML

#21207695
274 comments

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On 07/13/2014 at 3:46am - intimacy - by NoSexForMe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of mah yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave mah bikini and towel inside. This idea backfred however when mah mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

#21207511
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43251) - you deserved it (14453)

On 07/13/2014 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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