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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 December 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9202
  • Number of comments : 1406
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About MrConcise : I hate on political correctness and my only faith is logic.

"Though our troubles and woes are relentless and unforgiving, we may rejoice as we rekindle one another's flames to familiar vibrancy; we burn brightest with the strength of unity."
- Me

"I'd rather not give a fuck and end up with some scars, the night's just long enough for me to build it all and let it fall apart."
- K.Flay, Can't Sleep

Bojack Horseman's Vincent Adultman is an allegory for my life. (See picture number 2)

It doesn't matter if you lose the battle and the war, it's only important that you fought. That you sacrificed for your desires. That you tried to make your dreams a reality.

I've noticed suburban goth girls obsess over foods that are euphemisms for vagina (waffles, muffins, tacos) and wolves. It's a universal trait, I swear.

I know way too much about sitcoms, they're my favorite form of art.

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MrConcise's favorite FMLs

Today, my 14 year old brother and 9 year old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

#21419812
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22996) - you deserved it (14571)

On 06/02/2015 at 5:30pm - misc - by lanaoftherey - United States

Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML

#21419681
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28065) - you deserved it (2760)

On 06/02/2015 at 12:50pm - misc - by Milo (man) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my class was called to the auditorium. We were told that some asshat proctor took a picture of our testing room during out test and posted it on Facebook. Someone noticed that according to the rules, we were sitting too close to each other, so now we have to retake the whole test. FML

#21419617
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27564) - you deserved it (1942)

On 06/02/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Donewithit (man) - United States (California)

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

#21418496
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26586) - you deserved it (6061)

On 05/31/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

#21417626
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28672) - you deserved it (2107)

On 05/29/2015 at 2:28pm - love - by probably single (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend having sex with another woman. They told me to leave so they could finish, and that "we'll all talk this over later." FML

#21416749
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36026) - you deserved it (2403)

On 05/27/2015 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by hellno (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner that's been broken since I moved in. Instead, she came round and took away my bathroom mirror, along with all the toilet paper. FML

#21415859
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27767) - you deserved it (2043)

On 05/26/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by meh (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, one of my regulars came up to my car in the parking lot. We talked through the window while I put on my makeup. He then asked for a hug because he won't be in for two weeks. I obliged and he was kind enough to slide his hand between my legs. He then gave me $50 not to tell his wife. FML

Today, I tried to work on my attitude at work. People say I'm mean, so I tried to be nice all day. Apparently I'm now condescending. FML

#21415518
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24391) - you deserved it (3459)

On 05/25/2015 at 1:42pm - work - by Frustrated - United States

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

#21414899
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33366) - you deserved it (2088)

On 05/24/2015 at 11:15am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML

#21413204
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22099) - you deserved it (9501)

On 05/20/2015 at 7:21pm - misc - by BannedfromFriend - United States

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

#21412612
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24925) - you deserved it (1563)

On 05/19/2015 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML

#21412477
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27864) - you deserved it (10015)

On 05/19/2015 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML

#21411404
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24480) - you deserved it (6540)

On 05/17/2015 at 10:05am - health - by no more flips - United States (Ohio)



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