About Morgasaurus : Well, I'm a thirteen year-old girl with astoundingly awful luck. Seems I always pick heads when flipping a quarter, and it always lands on tails. Or my TV is the only one that won't work in the house. Or I lose my money in a spotless house. Ya know, the basics.
P.S. ~ My profile picture will rarely be me. Usually it'll just be something I'm interested in or some picture I found that's fucking awesome...
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)
Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)
Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lalala - United Kingdom (Croydon)
Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by BKCK4187 - United States
Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 3:16pm - money - by Cano951 - United States
Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 9:59am - money - by mr.nobody (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)
Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 9:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 10:49am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)
Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent check. I just got home from a trip and my wife was supposed to pay it while I was away. What happened to the money? Black Friday. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 9:46pm - money - by kittyslayer (man) - United States
Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML
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On 12/08/2011 at 3:41pm - money - by Dante178 (man) - United States (California)
Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 2:03am - money - by BrokeandDesperate (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
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