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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1347
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Morgasaurus : Well, I'm a thirteen year-old girl with astoundingly awful luck. Seems I always pick heads when flipping a quarter, and it always lands on tails. Or my TV is the only one that won't work in the house. Or I lose my money in a spotless house. Ya know, the basics.

P.S. ~ My profile picture will rarely be me. Usually it'll just be something I'm interested in or some picture I found that's fucking awesome...

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Visits<b>lmc94</b> - the 11/01/2012 at 2:06pm

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

#18609988
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31321) - you deserved it (4844)

On 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30638) - you deserved it (3189)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

#18579267
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28614) - you deserved it (7168)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lalala - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML

#18557355
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23050) - you deserved it (6085)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by BKCK4187 - United States

Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML

#18548047
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21738) - you deserved it (6237)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

#18528339
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24789) - you deserved it (2191)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:16pm - money - by Cano951 - United States

Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML

#18526839
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10774) - you deserved it (32392)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:59am - money - by mr.nobody (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML

#18526684
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27743) - you deserved it (3928)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML

#18518938
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9203) - you deserved it (33207)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:49am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent check. I just got home from a trip and my wife was supposed to pay it while I was away. What happened to the money? Black Friday. FML

#18515072
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26927) - you deserved it (3346)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:46pm - money - by kittyslayer (man) - United States

Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML

#18461010
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40909) - you deserved it (3326)

On 12/08/2011 at 3:41pm - money - by Dante178 (man) - United States (California)

Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML

#18442562
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29994) - you deserved it (7422)

On 12/06/2011 at 2:03am - money - by BrokeandDesperate (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML

#18425856
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28578) - you deserved it (9992)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53475) - you deserved it (2972)

On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

#18398754
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31303) - you deserved it (3782)

On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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