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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 February 1993 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 823
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Mizz_FML : Hey, It's Mizz_FML and I didnt really know what to write here Soo yah... I'm also a gamer girl btw ;) PS3 fan-girl

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Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML


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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML


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On 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by Jess - United States (California)

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML


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On 10/08/2011 at 11:53pm - kids - by hairless - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML


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On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML


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On 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by minecraftwilldie - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML


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On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML


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On 09/19/2010 at 10:11am - misc - by lifesuck - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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