About Mizz_fml
Hey, It's Mizz_FML and I didnt really know what to write here Soo yah... I'm also a gamer girl btw ;) PS3 fan-girl
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • One more and it's business time

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Mizz_fml's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States

Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML

By Jess / Monday 5 December 2011 03:22 / United States

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

By hairless / Sunday 9 October 2011 03:53 / Canada

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

By jgdgjyfg / Monday 25 July 2011 07:21 / United Kingdom

Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML

By minecraftwilldie / Thursday 2 June 2011 16:52 / United States