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MitunaCaptor

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MitunaCaptor

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3603
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About MitunaCaptor : Predictably unpredictable.
I'm still afraid of the toaster popping.
Its hard for me to talk to people so if you message me please understand the delay; I'll eventually get myself to respond.

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MitunaCaptor's favorite FMLs

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45491) - you deserved it (12700)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

#17487537
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32184) - you deserved it (3725)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

#17316735
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31315) - you deserved it (3326)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37556) - you deserved it (4013)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41344) - you deserved it (3603)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

#17121994
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30023) - you deserved it (5104)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43683) - you deserved it (2961)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40495) - you deserved it (15213)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
479 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12538) - you deserved it (129094)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31784) - you deserved it (4144)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41497) - you deserved it (33341)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36024) - you deserved it (7578)

On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML

#14852501
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17861) - you deserved it (36106)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73552) - you deserved it (6774)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, while working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes I realized he was dead. FML

#14126104
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38241) - you deserved it (10368)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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