About Mitunacaptor
Predictably unpredictable. I'm still afraid of the toaster popping. Its hard for me to talk to people so if you message me please understand the delay; I'll eventually get myself to respond.
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Mitunacaptor's favorite FMLs

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 24 June 2013 16:41 / Belgium

Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

By mszoe / Sunday 1 March 2015 06:05 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

By nicholascageonyourface - / Sunday 9 June 2013 05:13 / United States - Papillion

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

By explanations - / Friday 14 June 2013 06:48 / United States - Des Plaines

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 13 June 2013 16:01 / United States - Walker