About MitunaCaptor : Predictably unpredictable.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
50 favourites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds like Chewbacca is screaming to get out. FML
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On 05/20/2013 at 4:14pm - health - by pixkalexi - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
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On 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Mr_poole (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML
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On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)
Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML
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On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML
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On 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a segway. He still got away. FML
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On 04/19/2013 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)
Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
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On 04/08/2013 at 5:17am - intimacy - by dancekat (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
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On 04/06/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by confusedcatlover (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML
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On 04/03/2013 at 5:17am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 6:30am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 5:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He slowly turned to face me, raised an eyebrow, and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML
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On 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by fuck you dad (man) - Ireland (Monaghan)
Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML
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On 03/27/2013 at 4:00am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML
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On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)
Monday 20 May 2013
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