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Miss_Kristen
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 February 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1632
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Miss_Kristen : Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future.

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Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8218) - you deserved it (19562)

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