About Miss_kristen
Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • A new thumb

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Judgmental

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    24%
  • One more and it's business time

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Miss_kristen's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML

By Elizabeth / Friday 9 January 2009 11:40 / United States

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 June 2012 03:33 / United States

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

By creeped out / Tuesday 12 June 2012 18:28 / United States - Smithtown

Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML

By questionmark707 - / Thursday 12 April 2012 23:53 / United States - Fullerton

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

By anonymous / Sunday 1 April 2012 18:38 / United States