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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2473
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Miss_Kristen : Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future.

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Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is their way to tell me that they know I'm gay and that they accept me. I'm straight. FML


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On 12/25/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML


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On 12/18/2009 at 3:42am - misc - by Mogg (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML


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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML


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On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML


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On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML


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On 08/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by just_a_bit_akwRd (man) - United States (New York)

Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are everywhere". I had just gotten what it was referring to and when I greeted them I ended up saying "Hi gays!" instead of the standard "Hi guys". FML


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On 06/01/2009 at 6:46am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in an elevator with my brother and a woman. He signs to me that she has a 'damn fine ass'. I chuckle and then shake my head. He shrugs. A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach my brother sign language when he was six. FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by elevator-troubles (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML


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On 02/17/2009 at 6:56pm - work - by jessica (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML


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On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML


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On 01/09/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by Elizabeth - United States (Texas)

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