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Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

#19399139
142 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 1:13am - misc - by Wannabees (woman) - Canada

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

#19399139
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5764) - you deserved it (32384)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:13am - misc - by Wannabees (woman) - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

#19393647
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23043) - you deserved it (1997)

On 04/02/2012 at 4:38am - work - by minimum wage (man) - Canada

Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML

#19391757
60 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

#19387576
91 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML

#19377820
94 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
183 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

#19374256
93 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 1:37am - misc - by rozziepop - United States (California)

Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML

#19374122
64 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by Anon (woman) - New Zealand

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

#19373619
71 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by LassieToe (woman) - Australia

Today, I gave myself paper cuts on the sides of my mouth while licking the cover of a pudding cup. FML

Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML

#19372815
100 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML

#19369431
74 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by a - United States

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

#19368878
134 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by melonhead77 - Cyprus



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