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Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

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On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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On 04/07/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by bman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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On 04/07/2012 at 12:32am - animals - by day001313 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

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On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

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On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

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On 04/06/2012 at 3:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

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On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

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On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

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On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

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On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML

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On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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On 04/04/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

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On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML

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