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by kmctl / 05/20/2015 at 2:40pm / United States (California) / Work
by Swabidizop / 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/18/2015 at 2:41pm / United Kingdom / Transportation
by fuckingdonuts / 05/17/2015 at 10:54pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by BananaCoconutty / 05/16/2015 at 12:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
by Anonymous / 05/11/2015 at 1:08pm / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm / India (Delhi) / Intimacy
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my dad about my worries for my mental health. He then told me about the tracking device the aliens had implanted in his hand when they abducted him. There's nothing like family. FML
by flibbertigibbet / 05/07/2015 at 4:56pm / United States (California) / Health
by seethroughpee / 05/06/2015 at 1:22am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML
by Not dying. / 04/21/2015 at 3:55am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML
by HM / 04/16/2015 at 9:10am / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2015 at 11:10am / United States / Love
by stitchesgirl12 / 04/07/2015 at 12:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by chassezlenaturel / 03/24/2015 at 8:58am / Belgium / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…