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MiZzDiVaB
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1725
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MiZzDiVaB : i'm 19.. born and raised in Canada ( and proud of it!)... i love hanging wit my bffs.. i'm easy to get along wit.. i'm single.. and on top of everything else i'm cute.. lol

if u want to kno anything else about me u can msg me.. i'll alwayz reply :)

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Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

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On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on facebook called 'Guys who are proud of their girlfriends'. I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx". FML

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On 02/28/2010 at 8:10am - love - by FBfail (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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331 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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On 01/01/2010 at 10:41am - kids - by silverstar189 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML

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On 09/19/2009 at 1:22am - love - by Pierceew (woman) - United States (California)



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